Onramp Ethics

Acceptable: Blowing past the traffic light if there's no one else on the ramp. It's a victimless crime, no cops are around to see it, and it's actually safer because you'll merge with the breakneck freeway traffic at 60 instead of 20.

Unacceptable: Using the onramp carpool lane without a passenger. I don't know why, but those people really piss me off. Maybe it's because they feel their time is more valuable than mine (which it is - my time is useless, but they doesn't know that) that they feel comfortable giving a big F-U to all the suckers like me waiting in line. These assholes are my preferred highway-stalking prey; I like to catch up to them and make scary faces, obscene gestures, and cryptic signs if I have a Sharpie handy ("Your wife is lying to you, sir"). Unless they're not white, of course, because I'm a wimp.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Here's a totally unrelated video of a prank in which a caricaturist adds massive breasts to his clients' drawings to measure their reactions. Quite amusing.