Driving along the 405 yesterday, a Radiohead song came on the old XM. I turned it up, not because I like Radiohead, but because I'm supposed to like Radiohead and felt obligated to do so. As I listened to Thom Yorke's whiny drivel, I had a cathartic moment - I realized that Radiohead sucks, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Wow, that felt good. So in the spirit of honesty, here are some other confessions.
Roger Moore is my favorite James Bond. I voted for Bush in 2000. I enjoyed "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith". I'm officially too old to quit biting my nails and picking my nose. I prefer Vons-brand generic powder creamer to any other coffee accessory on earth. German beer is nasty. So are Heineken and Rolling Rock, for that matter. I don't enjoy lapdances. They totally freak me out.
I'm sure I'll think of more as the day progresses. Feel free to chime in with your own secret shames.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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3 comments:
You crossed the line with Rolling Rock, Coggblogger. Now it is ON.
Here goes... I've watched Joe Vs. the Volcano about 78 times and I've never seen a single Godfather film from start to finish.
I enjoyed Waterworld.
Scorsese's great moments are far, far, far outweighed by his lousy moments. Actually, his lousy movies are so long, they should be called eras. He's a man of great moments and lousy eras.
As much as I love Bob Dylan's music, his harmonica playing sometimes annoys the nuts off me.
And Springsteen, who's tops in my book, leaned way too hard on synthesizers in the 80s. And 90s.
Shellfish are disgusting. So are Rolling Rock and Heineken, but they're not as bad as clams.
In response to your Confessions:
you're wrong on radiohead, they're quite good and the Bends is the 2nd best album of the 90s behind achtung baby -my confession: springsteen and sting/the police - can't stand them
attack of the clones stunk - sith did not
you're dead on about heinken and rolling rock
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