Friday, March 7, 2008

For this guy, death by ooka-booka...

Members of Pastor Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church, who infamously picket the funerals of fallen soldiers, plan to do likewise at the funeral of Eve Marie Carson, the UNC-Chapel Hill student who was murdered on Wednesday. Their justification for these protests remains consistent - that such deaths are God's way of punishing America for tolerating homosexuality. If you don't believe me, check out the "church's" web site, Godhatesfags.com. I kid you not, that's actually their website. Coggblogger's wife is a Carolina Tarheel herself, and she's going to go completely apeshit when she hears about the church picketing Eve Carson's funeral. Fortunately, she's not among the 1.5 people (author included) who read this blog, 'cause I'll be damned if I'M gonna ruin her week...

I take comfort in the fact that there's a special dungeon in hell waiting for "Pastor" Phelps. I'd get into what will go on in there, but this is a family blog. I'll leave it to your imagination.

PS: Massive, bulbous, red-hot, barbed cocks. Lots of them.

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