The LA Times reported today that the Dodgers' expensive new acquisition, centerfielder Andruw Jones, showed up for Spring Training looking a wee bit larger than his coaches would prefer. I'm no one to criticize. Being recently married, I'm in the process of letting myself go, as every man does. But I'm not a professional ballplayer, and I enjoyed his defense of his condition - "The added weight will help me". I suspect that next he'll be telling his wife that a threesome will strengthen their marriage.
AUTHOR'S NOTE - I'm not sure who the dude in the picture is, but are those grill-marks across his chest?
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