Crap(s)!

What's the best way to celebrate making an offer on one's first new house? Why, heading off to Las Vegas, of course! This weekend, Coggblogger heads off to Vegas with his soon-to-be-wed best friend (we'll call him "Ferrero Rocher" for now) a day after bidding on a new home. In the spirit of this bad idea, I present "Great Moments in Bad Ideas".

- Carlo Rizzi raising his hand in anger against his wife, Connie Corleone.

- "As long as we're in the area, we might as well take out Saddam..."

- "You should think about buying the rights to classic songs, Michael. I'm about to do the same with all my old ditties with the Beatles..."

- "No, no, the PLANE'S made of wood. The whole thing. That's what's brilliant about it. And it's HUGE".

- "Gore's dull. The other dude seems mellow" (Coggblogger in 2000)

- Gray's Sports Almanac

- Jan Michael Vincent's entire adult life.

- "Let's see how Pedro's feeling AFTER this batter..."

See you at the tables, y'all. Papa's got a down payment to double!