Shit begets shit

I've been trying to think of a catchy subtitle for this blog. The sole contender so far has been "Got shit to say". (Get it? Eh? Eh? Groan...) But I've since nixed it, realizing that I really don't have much to say, which makes the irony exactly 50% less clever. Frankly, this blog only exists so that I can squat on the domain name. How's that for incentive to return? Hoo-rah!

I have to give respect to my friend Johnny, who has given his blog, Metroville, what is perhaps my favorite subtitle of all time - "Finally.... a website". Of course, Metroville is an actual blog with actual readers, unlike Coggblogger, which is simply a way for its handsome and hairy-nippled creator to smell his own farts.